The forgotten commandment

Commandment Number 2.5:

The Right to Bare Arms.



This one was more important than false idols, but a lot of people skim over it. But that is exactly what Moses looked like when he came down the mountain.

I don't know why this is even an argument any more... isn't this obvious? Moses was the most American person other than George Washington.

George Washington could poop America and wipe his ass with Britain. That's how American George Washington was.

But Moses was pretty high up there.

CNN... you've done it again!

"Don't Tread On Me, Pharoah!"

VS.

Coincidence? Definitely not.

The National Anthem

You look at the national anthem and it just screams Moses:

Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,

Man, Moses could see and he saw Dawn a lot.

What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?

Man, proud?! Are you serious?! Let my people go?! Moses in a heartbeat.

Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight,

The script for the movie the Ten Commandments was broad at points, and it's a bright example of movie making magic.

O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming?

Parting the red Stream?! (read: sea)

And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,

Red glare... hmm... I don't know... doesn't that sound like... um... a fire! Maybe a burning bush?!

Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.

Yep, moses knew about night time... not sure about flags, but knew night time.

O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave

Wave makes me think of saying bye. Bye-bye egypt!

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

I think Moses actually said this at one point on his way down the mountain.

Guys, the similarities are just too strong.

CNN reports

Yep.

CNN reports that this week begins Moses Week in America. Not Making this up:

From "Moses is America's Prophet"

This week, beginning with Passover and ending with Easter, is "Moses week" in America. It's the one time of year when the biblical hero steps to the forefront of religious ritual, renewing the special bond that has existed between the great prophet and the United States for over 400 years.

Yes. A spiritual bond between Moses and America. Makes sense. But I'm going to one step further and manifest destiny this piece and say that Moses is 100% American.

Dig it, Momo. You're in the land of the free now!